I deleted Reddit from my phone. I sort of think algorithmic social media fucks up our brain the same way cheeseburgers fuck up our hearts, and I am trying to let my brain eat healthier.
The Reddit app was on my phone’s front page with other apps I use most regularly (although none was tapped as involuntarily, habitually, unconsciously, etc. as the white alien face in the orange circle). Removing the app meant I needed to replace it with something else.
I did consider rearranging the remaining apps, but since these were all my most used apps I didn’t want to have to disturb my right thumb’s muscle memory. With that thought in mind I decided to put some brain-veggies in the space where I would probably still be instinctively tapping whenever I got bored and needed TBD cc’s of dopamine. So, that spot is now occupied by the Wikipedia app.

This worked surprisingly well. Later that night when I should be going to sleep, but had normally been scrolling for 45-90 minutes, I tapped on the serif W.
The Wikipedia app has a home tab of its own. It’s called explore, and it has a feature article, trending articles, and a picture of the day. There is an algorithmic component at work here as well, but it is comparatively tame.
It also has all the tabs saved from my last year or so of Wikipedia searches, which I found pretty funny, and wanted to share. These are in order from least to most recent. Enjoy.
- Glass Animals
- English indie pop band
- Drag Reduction System
- Driver adjustable bodywork aimed at reducing aerodynamic drag
- Venus Flytrap
- Species of carnivorous plant
- Lawrence Kasdan
- American filmmaker (born 1949)
- Wilmington, North Carolina
- City in North Carolina, United States
- Bread and Circuses
- Figure of speech referring to a superficial means of appeasement
- Tarrare
- French showman and eater
- Joshua Dobbs
- American football player (born 1995)
- The Godfather Part III
- 1990 film directed by Francis Ford Coppola
- Drew Brees
- American football player and television analyst (born 1979)
- Venus Flytrap (again)
- Species of carnivorous plant
- Vladimir Guerrero Jr.
- Canadian-Dominican baseball player (born 1999)
- Golden Sun (video game)
- 2001 video game
- Grizzly Bear
- Subspecies of brown bear
- Main Page
- Main page of the English Wikipedia
- No Time to Die
- 2021 James Bond film
- Minnie Miñoso
- Cuban-American baseball player (1923-2015)
- Akron, Ohio
- City in Ohio, United States
- Winnipeg
- Capital city of Manitoba, Canada
- Mitch Wishnowsky
- Australian player of American football (born 1992)
- Dusty Baker
- American baseball player and manager (born 1949)
- Under the Volcano
- Novel by Malcolm Lowry
- The Scofflaw
- 13th episode of the 6th season of Seinfeld
- New York Knicks
- National Basketball Association team in New York, New York.
- Tuberculosis
- Infectious disease
- Terry McAulay
- American football official
- Rory McIlroy
- Northern Irish professional golfer (born 1989)
- Jon Rudnitsky
- American actor
- Johnny Wilson (wide receiver)
- American football player (born 2001)
- List of Greek Mythological Figures
- List of figures from Greek mythology
- 44th Academy Awards
- Award ceremony for films of 1971
- Cedric Diggory
- Character from Harry Potter series
- Norman Mailer
- American writer (1923-2007)
- Dragon Age: The Veilguard
- 2024 video game
- Anthony Bourdain
- American chef and travel documentarian (1956-2018)